Today we have author Cambria Hebert with us, She will be taking over the blog for a wonderful guest post and will also talk about her new upcoming book "Tattoo"
So over to Cambria
Would you Rather?
Yes, I am a grown adult.
It’s still fun. Ha ha ha.
So for today’s post we are going to play Would you Rather. Actually I am and you get to read it. LOL. But feel free to leave your answers in the comment section!
Today I will be answering these three questions:
Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races
And here are my answers!!
Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
I did a lot of soul searching to come up with this answer, days of sitting quietly to think and reflect. Okay, no I didn’t. I just looked at the question ten seconds ago. But I don’t need to reflect to know which one I prefer. I would rather be a tiny rhino.
Why? Because (and I will probably get hate email for this) but I don’t like hamsters. They are like rats and they just aren’t my thing. Plus, if I were a giant anything I think it would be hard to fit into places, find enough food to fill my belly and I would probably frighten people everywhere I went. Now being a tiny rhino I wouldn’t have those problems. I could find enough food, I could hide if I wanted to be left alone and most people would probably think I was cute because I was so tiny and they would spoil me and give me good stuff. (I don’t know what becuase I have no clue what rhino’s think is good stuff) lol.
So that’s my answer. Next question!
Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
Earmuffs! (Aren’t those cute?) The reason I would wear earmuffs is because having something pinching my nose at all hours of the day and night would be super annoying and I would be so grouchy. Plus, I would sound like Pee Wee Herman when I talked. Everyone would laugh at my funny sounding voice. Earmuffs have some advantages though, one I could go to a crowded store to shop and the noise wouldn’t bother me. I wouldn’t have to hear kids crying in the aisles, people talking loud, etc. Also, I wouldn’t hear my dog bark in the middle of the night and wake me up (she’s been doing that a lot lately, grrr) and I could tune out my kids when they start bickering (she touched me! She looked at me! He said I was stupid!….. mom’s everywhere are cringing)
Plus if someone asked me to do something i didn’t want to do I could point to the earmuff’s and pretend I couldn’t hear them.
Sure with a nose plug I wouldn’t have to smell stinky smells again but I wouldn’t be able to smell the good stuff either… like cinnamon rolls and coffee. Talk about a tragedy. So you see the only choice for me is earmuffs.
Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?
This is very difficult. I mean look at all that mouth watering pie… YUMMY! I can think of worse things than winning pie eating contests all the time. But still…
I would have to choose the wheel barrel races. I would rather always win those.
I know. I’m crazy. But here’s the thing. If I was constantly shoving pie in my mouth I would be unhealthy, I would have a stomach ache and I would probably stop thinking pie was tasty. What a shame!
So I think I would rather always win wheel barrel races because that would mean I was athletic, I had a good friend (can’t do a wheel barrel race alone!) and it also meant I would get so much exercise that I could eat all the pie I wanted and still fit into my jeans!!! Win Win!!!
So that is Would you Rather! Tell us your answers below!!
Tattoo by Cambria Hebert
Genres: Contemporary, New Adult, Romance
***This is a new adult contemporary novel and contains sexual content and graphic language. It is not intended for young adult readers.***
A tattoo gets them in trouble… He will get them out.
After years of cultivating an undercover identity, Brody West is finally off the case and free to live a life of his own. All that time spent in the company of criminals and killers left him a little jaded… and with an identity crisis. He isn’t sure who he is anymore, or who he wants to be.
To give him time to think, he takes a few days off to go fishing. On his way out of town, he makes a routine stop at the bank and finds himself flirting with the girl behind the counter.
But his flirtation is cut short when criminals burst into the bank and shoot her right before his eyes.
In attempt to administer first aid, Brody reveals a tattoo on his back. A mark that will drag him and the girl into the kind of situation he was trying to get away from. But he can’t walk away because he’s the only thing capable of keeping Taylor alive and bringing down the guys who shot her—guys who are seriously dangerous.
About the Author
Cambria Hebert is the author of the young adult paranormal Heven and Hell series, the new adult Death Escorts series, and the new adult Take it Off series. She loves a caramel latte, hates math and is afraid of chickens (yes, chickens). She went to college for a bachelor’s degree, couldn’t pick a major, and ended up with a degree in cosmetology. So rest assured her characters will always have good hair. She currently lives in North Carolina with her husband and children (both human and furry) where she is plotting her next book.
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