Radio mirchi

Ramu calls up The Radio Station

Ramu : Hello is this the Radio Station?

RJ      : Yes sir! You are our first caller! Congratulations! Your name?

Ramu : Yeah I'm Ramu. Is this the morning show with Karan? Am I audible to the whole city?

RJ      : Haan sir! The whole city can hear Yu!

Ramu : My sister is at home and she is listening to the radio. Can she hear my voice ?

RJ      : Yeah! Obvious! Sir tell me what msg Yu wanna convey?

Ramu : Hey Padma if Yu can hear my voice, plz go switch on the pump!
             I'm in the toilet in the room upstairs and there's no water here! I called your cell it's switched off! I had no other option

RJ      : Wtf?

Radio mirchi

Ramu calls up The Radio Station

Ramu : Hello is this the Radio Station?

RJ      : Yes sir! You are our first caller! Congratulations! Your name?

Ramu : Yeah I'm Ramu. Is this the morning show with Karan? Am I audible to the whole city?

RJ      : Haan sir! The whole city can hear Yu!

Ramu : My sister is at home and she is listening to the radio. Can she hear my voice ?

RJ      : Yeah! Obvious! Sir tell me what msg Yu wanna convey?

Ramu : Hey Padma if Yu can hear my voice, plz go switch on the pump!
             I'm in the toilet in the room upstairs and there's no water here! I called your cell it's switched off! I had no other option

RJ      : Wtf?

Surgeon and engineer

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients...

First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered."

Second surgeon says, "Nah - Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon responds, "Try Electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded!"

Fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer Lawyers.They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable."

To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says,
"I like Engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

How to kill an ant

"How to Kill an Ant??", The Question asked in an Exam for 15 Marks!!

I Answered The Question As Below.

Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!

After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water Tank. Then Push Ant in to it..!!

Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL: Don't Play with me.. !! I can do any thing for 15 Marks..

Auto correct

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

In fact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...

It's not wife but wi-fi.

My possession

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
If he has it the warmth will succeed the sun
This warmth will bend the river
The water will rise to sky
The cloud will fall to rain
And these beautiful rain drops will connect the heaven and earth
And the rainbow will be my love