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Thank you Maa
Thursday, 15 October 2015
My wierd experience ch 1
Once again the day passed as usual
Prabhu didn't get the chance to say what he wanted to say for a year now but he was determined not to get his halcyon years end in vain no matter what he was determined to propose today but Tanuja was going on and on all about her dreams and ambition how the life would b what she would do somehow today their joint study plan became a discussion about her future plans and ambitions that was the queue he was waiting for so long finally he gathered his wits, looped his arm through hers
"Ready for winters to start ?"
"You bet I m completely ready and well prepared for this nov and dec"
That was weird what the hell is she talking about but still it was time to press on
“Can you believe we’ve graduated?”
" no, I can't it's just a dream come true. It took us what 6 years to pass the med school finally we are doctors "
She was excited that is a good sign
“Yes, and We’re officially be adults, ready to make our way in the world. Soon, we’ll be the ones throwing parties.”
"The hell of a party once we clear the pg party will b so big u can't even imagine"
WTF does she even think about anything other than pg
Time to take out the big guns,
Holding her hand he looked straight in her eyes and said as seductively as he can
“you know soon Our friends will be getting married and having babies...”
"Yah ! I know about Mona's marriage but we have to prepare for the exams"
He already knew her I Q was zero but this time he was sure it was a negative value
Hopeless as it was he continued never the less
"Their children's will grow into beautiful angles and demons it will b so loving to b parents"
"I know and u know the bad part is we might not b able to meet them we
Will b doing our Pg "
WHAT THE HELL for once plz under stand me it took all his will power to calm down and say as smoothly as he can
"You know one day their children will fell in love and our friends will b grand parents"
" listen Prabhu I know what u r trying to say"
Astonishment hit him like a running train it took him a min to register what she said "you do"
"Yah ! Even I was thinking the same thing..."
Finally she under stand
Tanuja continued "don't worry even though we might miss Mona's marriage no way I m going to miss her childrens marriage we are going to get super speciality just after pg "
This was too much the volcano he had kept hidden inside finally exploded anger ran through his veins fumes literally coming out of his ears offcourse Tanuja registered non if these she was fixated in her book
Booming his voice sky high he exploded each word coming out like sparks in a fire "ARE...WE...EVEN...ON...THE...SAME...PAGE...HERE "
Finally she took her eyes out of her book looked at Prabhu and blinked he was ragging like fire but she couldn't understand why
"Of course we are page 1745 haryson 19th edition! Aren't we???"
With confusion written all over her face she looked at Prabhu's book and smiled as she realized what was going on
"See, I knew something was wrong you are still on page 1740 but don't wry I will go back" she flipped some pages and looked at him with the same puppy dog mesmerising eyes she always does
First he was struck dumb by her look,exhaled and finally laughed at top of his lungs as he realized why he loved her so much she was so innocent and dumb at the same time
No way he can make her understand by going around the bushes
He has to confront it face on
"Listen,what I meant to say was why can't we get married and have children and have a life..."
Now it was her turn to get shocked, she closed her book and looked at him straight in the eyes with a look as blank as death itself
This made him uncomfortable but he continued never the less
"I know u have big dreams and all but its not like anything will change after pg and all it will b the same..."
"Yes"
"I knew u were going to say that but plz listen we can prepare after marriage don't just say no....
Wait a minute what did u say"
"I said yes"
"U r not joking right? U know what marriage is"
"Hey I know u think I m an idiot but I am not that dumb u know I know what marriage is my cousin got married last month and she told me everything about it"
"Great now the easy part is over it's time for the difficult one"
"What's that???"
"MEET THE PARENTS"
Thursday, 1 October 2015
Sun and the earth
*I know u people have read lot of versions of this poem here's mine.I hope the one for whom I have written will understand what I have written...
They were standing in the balcony after their usual fights,once again Suraj had tried to convince her but it was a hopeless job.
As much as they love each other their was no way Nahan would even consider going against,the Law of the society she was born in. The law clearly states
"An untouchable like her must not touch anyone from a higher class".and even though Suraj had brought her to a place far away from her society and family, in a different world She could never forget her roots.
After a long silence the wind finally start breaking
‘Have you heard about the poem of the sun and the earth?’ Nahan asked Suraj.
‘No,’ said Suraj with a seductive grin, corning a little closer to her. ‘But I’d love to hear it’
‘Apparently the earth sometimes thinks of the possibility of coming closer to the sun,’ said Nahan. ‘But she can’t do that. She is so base and his brilliance so searing, that she will cause destruction if she draws him closer.’
(What now?)
‘I disagree,’ said Suraj. ‘I think the sun burns only as long as the earth is close to him. If the earth wasn’t there, there would be no reason for the sun to exist.’
‘The sun doesn’t exist just for the earth. It exists for every single planet in the solar
system.’
‘Isn’t it really the sun’s choice for whom he chooses to exist?’
‘No,’ said Nahan, looking at Suraj, melancholic. ‘The moment he became the sun, his calling became higher. He does not exist for himself. He exists for the greater good of everyone. His luminosity is the lifeblood of the solar system. And if the earth has any sense of responsibility, she will not do anything to destroy this balance.’
‘So what should the sun do?’ asked Suraj, his hurt and anger showing on his face. ‘Just waste his entire life burning away? Looking at the earth from a distance?’
‘The earth isn’t going away anywhere. The sun and the earth can still share a warm
friendship. But anything more is against the laws. It is against the interests of others.’
Suraj turned away from Nahan in anger. Feeling nothing, he looked up at the skies, towards the gods he did not believe in.
(Dammit! I love you it's that simple and that complicated )
He banged the balcony railing with his powerful fist, dislodging some bricks and stormed off.
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers.
Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f-ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!"
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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."
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A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down.
San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.
If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
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While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"
Saturday, 19 September 2015
Gurgaon the hell on earth
Eons ago, a council of Devas assembled in Svargloka. The issue at hand was something serious, because even Brahma was present, seated as he was at the head of the council, flanked on either side by Lords Vishnu and Shiva. Presently, Indradev rose and announced the agenda of the meeting. He said “All of us know that Manushya has lost the true path, Dharma is getting destroyed and yet Manushya is doing nothing about preserving and propagating Dharma. All Dev-ganas are aware that we had formed a special Investigation team (SIT) to get to the bottom of this issue. I now invite the SIT Chief, His lordship, Agnidev, to present the findings of the investigation. AgniDev, now took the center stage. In a blazing voice, he announced “Dharma is getting destroyed because Manushya has forgotten that his Karma in the present life will lead him to Svarga or Narka. He has forgotten that there are powers beyond his reach, powers beyond his comprehension that still exist in the world. My dear Deva-ganas, there is only one way to bring manushya back to the path of Dharma, and that is to remind him that Narka exists and that unless he mends his way, he will suffer in Narka for eternity.” All Deva-ganas stood up and applauded Agnidev and the SIT for this recommendation. Now, Brahma-Dev rose and in a booming voice announced “I curse that the manushya jaati will see Narka everyday for the rest of their life, so that they understand the need to stay on the path of Dharma”
And thus was born the city of Gurgaon, or more specifically, the highway that leads from Delhi to Gurgaon. There are no words in the English dictionary to describe the range of emotions that one feels while driving on this swanky, yet perennially jammed highway as millions of commuters, spend a good part of their morning trying to weave a path that will lead them to the Narka called Gurgaon at the earliest. Gurgaon (and the NH8 that leads to it) are much worse than Narka to be honest. Even Narka is governed by a set of laws. But here in Gurgaon, no laws apply. Each man is on his own, or worse still at the mercy of the Rakshasas that go by the name of Gurgaon Traffic police.
The Rakshasa roopi-Gurgaon Traffic police play the part of ensuring that the quality of Narka continues to deteriorate every single day. One day, they block U turns, on other days, they set up roadblocks, on another day, they stop vehicles, in the middle of the road for checking documents and when all else fails, they grant the permission to screen MSG on a weekday, thus ensuring that the sinful Manushya-jaati suffers every single second and realizes that Dharma is the only true path. But that is not all, In Brahma’s curse, the Asuras also found an opportunity to harass the Manushya jaati. Thus, every single day, you will find fellow drivers, who honk incessantly, who park their vehicles on the highway, who jump lanes, who overspeed, who swear and shout, and as if all this was not enough, there are Mahishasur-types, who roll down their windows and play Punjabi hip-hop at full volume. Surely, this ought to ensure that Manushya jaati stays on the right track.
But that is not all, Indra-Dev as the convenor of the Dev-lok, took it upon himself to ensure that a back up plan to punish the Manushya jaati stays in place, if all else fails (The Rakshasas and Asuras are notoriously unreliable beings). Hence, Indra Dev ensures that it rains like there is no tomorrow in Gurgaon and at the same time, he conspires with Varun-Dev to ensure that he clogs the city, effectively submerging it, its inhabitants and the God-forsaken travellers to this city. In such a situation, vehicles are reduced to becoming boatsas they navigate through the submerged city, with potholes converted into subterranean crypts that lead to Patala Loka and whirlpools that frequently devour deviant manushyas.
And yet, the Manushyas continue to suffer with fortitude and courage. They know that suffering is their lot. They know that the Devas up above meant them to suffer so that they are never led astray from Dharma. Every day, millions of Manushya-ganas start from their abodes at an hour, when even the Devas rest in their loka, only to trudge through the rains, the traffic, the potholes, the Rakshasas and the Asuras to reach their workplaces, drained of all energy, only to encounter Ravanas and other Daityas in their offices that make their miserable lives intolerable.
Because thus was decreed the fate of manushyas.
* This article was send to me by an anonymous mail
Friday, 18 September 2015
God is dead
May God rest in peace
He died of disgrace and guilt
His children were full of sins
Yet He forgives them in an easy spin
His son bleed for their soul
And yet laughed and celebrate this whole
Let him dye for our sins
Let him cry for all of us
Let his blood wet the land
And wash us pure like the light
And we will do what we always did
He will forgive us we believe in his son
And thats what He did...
We stabbed him hard and cut him deep
He smiled on us and says peace
He believed Him an immortal being
He bleed and died saying spread peace
And we killed saying believe him
He created the world in 6 days and rested 1
We killed him in 6 minutes and rested none
We kill him when say no to the needy
We kill him when say a lie
We kill him when say get lost
We kill him every second
And all He did is lie their restless and motionless
Monday, 14 September 2015
Laziest things i have ever done
1. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down.
2. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table.
3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on.
4. I downloaded a movie instead of going upstairs to grab the DVD.
5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor classroom were broken. Went home.
6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was lying in bed one morning. Picked his nose and had nowhere to put it - put it back in his nose.
7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second YouTube video.
8. TV remote was —2 feet out of reach, so I downloaded the remote control app instead.
9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of the TV sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep.
10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off' lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.
11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant. Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it.
12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it... all from the comfort of my living room.
13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start.
14. I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage.
15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the window and AC/ heat from her bed.... we never fought again.
16. Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes.
17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room.
18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later.
19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates and cutlery.
20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room, and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with Febreze.
Friday, 21 August 2015
The Fat Boy
The weakend was planned for over a month but still the day was nothing but disappointment,it was supposed to b an adventure, a once in a lifetime opportunity ,to b out on a long drive with the love of his life, take a bath in the gr8 waterfall ,walk along the beach and of course,romance all along but it was ruined from the very start. With so many people in one vehicle their was no way he was going to have any personal space, he has to be civic and talk to everybody,Take care of their every need.But that was not the cause of his despair,it was the fat boy ,sitting next to him this guy was bugging him all day along. While everybody was enjoying from bottom of their heart this guy was just sitting their not uttered a single word throughout the journey ."Observe and record" they used to say but this guy takes it too seriously,he was not a stalker certainly and if he was then was at a very different level because he was observing everyone and everything even inside the waterfalls he was just standing their looking blank and God knows what else.After some feeble, failed attempts to make this guy a member of the group Bibhu had finally given up,the day had almost passed they have reached almost the end of the journey and he was determined to have atleast some private moment.
With everyone entering the waters he got his chance,he took Anuja's hand and started walking along the beach ,he was well aware of the fat boy deep inside the waters yet not concerned about the waves but piercing towards them,sure he was helping a lot if people with his sheer size even the waves were reluctant to touch him,he did also helped Bibhu and Anuja to come out of a strong current but that doesn't give him the licence to look at them all the time ,also he was dame sure that guy can hear them but yet he was not going to let him ruin his day it was his day after all
"Bibhu look their"Anuja's words stoped his train of thoughts and for the first time in the day he took his eye of the fat boy looked in the direction she was pointing and sure enough half embedded in the sand dancing in the strong winds was a well intact thousand rupee note,the Americans might have said a thousand rupee bill,but no sir we are indians and we note everything,we note girls in small dress bathing in sea,we note bare chest boys challenging the waves and we sure note a filthy dame fat boy struggling to stand in the waves but still focused to observe whats going all around,and above anything we note a thousand rupee note lying unclaimed in the God forsaken part of the beach
"What shall we do?"asked Anuja with innocence written all over her face
He was so mesmerized by her beauty that it took him a couple of sec to understand she was talking about the note
"What do you mean? We will split it 50 50"he replied as a matter of fact
"What about the remaining 900??"
Her answer came as a relief to him as the fat boy drowned laughing
Sunday, 9 August 2015
Book Highlight : Jack Templar and the Lord of the Demons
With two of the Jerusalem Stones in hand, Jack and his friends must race the clock to find the remaining Stones as Ren Lucre's Creach forces gather strength. With two of their group now with Creach blood flowing in their veins, the team will be tested as never before. They must unite together if they have any hope of surviving their journey to the Underworld and their battle with the vicious Lord of the Demons. The fate of the entire world hangs in the balance.
Jeff Gunhus is the author of the Amazon bestselling supernatural thriller, Night Chill, and the Middle Grade/YA series, The Templar Chronicles. The first book of the series, Jack Templar Monster Hunter, was written in an effort to get his reluctant reader eleven-year old son excited about reading. It worked and a new series was born. His book Reaching Your Reluctant Reader has helped hundreds of parents create avid readers. Killer Within is his second novel for adults. As a father of five, he and his wife Nicole spend most of their time chasing kids and taking advantage of living in the great state of Maryland. In rare moments of quiet, he can be found in the back of the City Dock Cafe in Annapolis working on his next novel. If you see him there, sit down and have a cup of coffee with him. You just might end up in his next novel.
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Tuesday, 21 July 2015
Radio mirchi
Ramu calls up The Radio Station
Ramu : Hello is this the Radio Station?
RJ : Yes sir! You are our first caller! Congratulations! Your name?
Ramu : Yeah I'm Ramu. Is this the morning show with Karan? Am I audible to the whole city?
RJ : Haan sir! The whole city can hear Yu!
Ramu : My sister is at home and she is listening to the radio. Can she hear my voice ?
RJ : Yeah! Obvious! Sir tell me what msg Yu wanna convey?
Ramu : Hey Padma if Yu can hear my voice, plz go switch on the pump!
I'm in the toilet in the room upstairs and there's no water here! I called your cell it's switched off! I had no other option
RJ : Wtf?
Radio mirchi
Ramu calls up The Radio Station
Ramu : Hello is this the Radio Station?
RJ : Yes sir! You are our first caller! Congratulations! Your name?
Ramu : Yeah I'm Ramu. Is this the morning show with Karan? Am I audible to the whole city?
RJ : Haan sir! The whole city can hear Yu!
Ramu : My sister is at home and she is listening to the radio. Can she hear my voice ?
RJ : Yeah! Obvious! Sir tell me what msg Yu wanna convey?
Ramu : Hey Padma if Yu can hear my voice, plz go switch on the pump!
I'm in the toilet in the room upstairs and there's no water here! I called your cell it's switched off! I had no other option
RJ : Wtf?
Sunday, 5 July 2015
The magic of love
Love can be explained in many ways
But for me there's just one
Love doesn't know logic,it knows only magic
People might say that In absence of knowledge
Science becomes magic
Magic is something that cannot be explained at this point of time
But I say for now the movt will b magical
Then why ruin it
If u cannot explain something then that's magic
Why try to wake up when u can have a beautiful dream
Only those who Don't dream can deny magic
Because For those who dream there are just two things
1 sleep so that u can dream
2 Wake up to make them real
The second part is the trick
That's where magic comes in
For logic just says it can't be dreams are dreams and reality is reality
But magic gives hope
And hope gives the strength to move forward
Look at me
Do you know my biggest fear??
When the morning comes and the sun begins to rise, I will lose her because it's just a dream
The only hope for me is that tomorrow never comes
God’s Favor in Your Life
Scripture:
“The eyes of the Lord are on the righteous, and His ears are attentive to their cry.” Psalm 34:15 (NIV)
You might be surprised to learn that those whom God favors sometimes experience pain and suffering. We might not understand it, but God shows His favor and His love in many different ways. Let’s see what His favor can look like in your life.
Favor Does Not Prevent Suffering
Jesus instructed His followers, “Don’t store up treasures here on earth” (Matthew 6:19), and the Bible instructs God’s people, “if your wealth increases, don’t make it the center of your life” (Psalm 62:10). Israel’s King David (a hero of the Old Testament) suffered physical hardship when he was persecuted by Saul. God also allowed physical pain to bother the Apostle Paul, who received divine revelation and wrote many books in the New Testament.
Just like Paul’s physical pain, God does not always fix every hardship in your life. Even if you pray, He may choose to use your weakness so His glory and strength can be seen by all of the people around you. (2 Corinthians 12:9, John 9:3).
Focus on Giving God Glory
The Old Testament shows us that God often used provision to help His people understand Him more: “the Lord your God has poured down for you abundant rain. The threshing floors shall be full of grain; the vats shall overflow with wine and oil” (Joel 2:23-24). The New Testament lets us know that “every good and perfect gift is from the Father” (James 1:17).
Since God works “for the good of those who love God and are called according to His purpose” (Romans 8:28), He can choose to give you with resources or health for His purpose. However, you have to remember that these are always meant to bring Him glory. Our focus should not be on our comfort or gaining material things. If we are focused on God, we can use whatever He gives us, whether it’s health, material things or physical weakness, to give Him glory.
Seek God First
God will provide everything we need to accomplish His will. You may be surprised to learn that you may not need perfect health or lots of wealth to do His will. Jesus didn’t even have a place to lay his head (Luke 9:58), but He accomplished God’s perfect will. Be sure to “seek the Kingdom of God above all else, and live righteously, and He will give you everything you need” (Matthew 6:33). Remember, God’s favor does not mean all your expectations will be met. His favor will help you give Him glory in good and bad situations.
From godlife.com
Friday, 3 July 2015
Surgeon and engineer
Five surgeons were talking about the best patients...
First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered."
Second surgeon says, "Nah - Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon responds, "Try Electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded!"
Fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer Lawyers.They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable."
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says,
"I like Engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."